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Yes! They are back on TV!

26 April 2010 99 Comments

Haha! I won’t be long!

It will  be great to watch all those political ‘parties’ to talk on TV for the next days!

Links to broadcast

Day 1 : http://bit.ly/Politcal_Local_Comedy_Show_1
Day 2 : http://bit.ly/Politcal_Local_Comedy_Show_2

Don’t miss them at anycost!

I am waiting for your commentsssssssssssss :P

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  • http://roushdat.wordpress.com Roushdat

    “2 candidats + 1 madame” lol

    Parti malin toujour au rendez vous :D

    Mais manque Aneerood Gujadar

  • Yashvind Kumar

    Party Malin was the most hilarious one with all its promises :P :P:P

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    @Roushdat : Malheuresement, Mr Aneerood passed away a few weeks ago. I enjoyed listening to him, but I noticed that the other guy did inherit some of his ‘talks’.

    @Yashvind : As usual ;)

  • bhanu

    lol lol lol just lol
    I so much laughed while watching all these political parties, it’s like a comedy show!!
    someone must do a “best of” one day

    found lol:
    partie ampoule, partie malin, partie madame (pink lady, horrible), partie pioche (old man representing labourers), partie zoro… (sorry don’t remember all names, but remember symbols)

    waiting eagerly for next shows!!

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    @Bhanu : Et ene lot comique… l’ampoule la handicapper lol! Zotte ti cpv met 1 nicer kant meme! lol!

  • http://roushdat.wordpress.com Roushdat

    1 lampoul ecomomic ti pou meilleur…seki CEB p sell la

  • shweeta

    can yu upload sme of them on youtube plz.. ;)

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    @shweeta : From what I saw on the MBC web site, they have already created a section for uploading those broadcast. Well, let’s hope they upload them soon!

  • Tana

    LOLLLL……OMG i didnt knw der were such hilarious names!
    this is tooooo funni…..cn u let me knw whn dey upload em coz i wanna see….

  • Anooj
  • Bhooks

    @Roushdat
    Are you really that stupid. or are you trying to be one right now

  • http://thegodof.net selven

    personn pann record? i like parti malin also!

    mo latenne mbc pas bon currently pa p gagne guette

  • http://thegodof.net selven

    got it on mbc’s website

  • http://www.twitter.com/Faisal___ Faisal…

    The electoral commission of Mauritius must include another parallel election – THE MOST HILARIOUS PARTY CAMPAIGN :D

    In the UK we have a loony party called the Monster Raving Loony Party. The difference is that they are funny purposefully.

  • http://www.twitter.com/Faisal___ Faisal…

    … on purpose I meant :D

  • shweeta

    is it possible to upload it on youtube.. i can’t view any video on mbc website.. :(

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin
  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Party malin p dire tout zenfant ki fini faire HSC, bisin donne zotte ene passport… Party malin p dir ki tout bane vieux dimounes ki pas truver, bisin donne zotte 1 linettes en kdo!

    Diriz ration en cadeau, disucre ki produire dans nu pays, bisin paye la moitier prix.

    LOL!

    Ine lere pu met zotte dehors pu zotte tous gagne travail dans moris!

  • Anooj

    + comik enkor.. parti malin p dire:

    kuman mo 17 candidats rentre dan lassembler, zot cado ine fini garder!

    sanla trop bon sa! :D
    mone set sa as mo status tou :D

  • http://pirateview.org zaheer

    Bizin vote parti malin…megalol…Bizin guet 1 coute ki zot pu fer dans parlement meme si ramgoolam ou soi berenger p gagner.

    pas fer narien si bizin met banne travailleur etrangE dehors mais si p gagne di pain, fromage ek dulait cadeau pu banne eleves maternelles, li bon.

    Parti malin p dire, sak etudiant bizin gagne 1 laptop cadeau..Moi ek mo 2 frere pu gagne zot laptop.. In all 3 laptop..lol..

    PARTI MALIN –> Most Hilarious Party..:)

  • http://roushdat.wordpress.com Roushdat

    @Bhooks
    Could you elaborate on this please?

    Bhooks said:

    @Roushdat
    Are you really that stupid. or are you trying to be one right now

  • lelou

    i laughed so hard when heard and saw the speech of the leader of Parti Malin!!!!!he was so damn hilarious!!!!!telmen li p cozer, po p gagne letan respirer!!!lol!!mne mor ar riyer ar sa boug la!!!!!sa ki apel comedie mauricienne!!!!plis mne gagne riyer ar symbol ki MAM p servi>>zorro!!!!!!mari bouffon sa!!!!lololXD

  • Neeru

    last nite we all laughed so much, ena 1 parti(m pas rappel so nom ni symbol) in dire:

    “donne zot, zot pour donne ou”

    still trying to find out ki pr donner et ki zot pour donner. Lolzzz!

  • http://lallmatie.com/blog bhoot

    Ah today, hear the stupidity of arguments by alliance du coeur: croissance is supposedly low (don’t they know that there was a recession?)

    And tax? They’re still talking about how people are paying tax. Rama Sithanen said last week that only 7% of people pay tax. So all arguments on removing tax goes wasted!

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Day 2 broadcast

    Was not that great, apart ki leader Party Malin ine commence bouze so lecorps kant li kozer LOL!
    Party Malin dir “Aller le Peup!”

  • Yashvind Kumar

    Parti Zorro la, c’est Mouvement Authentique Mauricien (MAM)…..lolzzzz :P

  • Dvil

    mo p rentre chauffeur taxi si party malin elu!

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    @Dvil : Haha, that’s the best one of the day! Mo ti blier sa net LOL!
    Mo ti p abriti kant li ti p commence zigiler lo so chaise :P

  • bhanu

    Parti Malin quote:
    ene fusil pou tout bann saufeur taxi, ki zot pu bien entendu rende la police quand zot zournee ine fini
    ene salaire en Euro pu bann employe bann hotels
    ene assistant 24/24h pu bann aveugle (coum ca zot na pa pu dimun assisté)
    beton ek dall gratuit pu bann dimoun ki pe construire zot lakaz

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Link to Day 1 broadcast

    http://bit.ly/Politcal_Local_Comedy_Show_1

    Link to Day 2 broadcast

    http://bit.ly/Politcal_Local_Comedy_Show_2

    Thanks to @Anooj

  • Mike

    Interesting to see discernment, by the people, in what the politicians are saying. Bhoot has picked up important points. If you listened to Madan Dulloo you must have been wondering what the heck he was driveling about when he was going on about Obama, it had nothing to do with Mauritius. But then, politics is about talking a lot without substance…

  • http://fadil.fr/ Fadil

    Partie Malin is hilarious! However, WTF is wrong with these guys? – they want to give away guns to taxi drivers.

  • Le_Voyageur

    voT parti malin, mo pou gagne 1 laptop en kado, votez parti malin,prix du sucre pou diminuE lerla nou record pou vinn UNBREAKABLE dan le monde :D

  • Le_Voyageur

    record de diabete i mean lolll

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Day 3 broadcast

    I am writing my comments right now, do not hesitate to share yours now!

  • Yashvind Kumar

    Moi mo pe vote Parti Malin, lerla mo pu gagne fusil kado. Lerla pas vine rode l’amerdement avek moi sinon……lolzzzz

  • Yashvind Kumar

    MAURIST…..lolzzzzzzz :P

  • Mike

    Just watched the party broadcasts and again we are entertained. That Partie Malin received my award for the craziest this evening. It sounded like a Guru from a sect when the guy spoke about God not being pleased with humanity and sending us all sorts of natural calamities. Hey, it had me wondering if the speaker was not under Brown Sequard treatment. Oh well, time for bed, tomorrow more entertainment, maybe someone will inform the electorate about the end of the world?

  • Anooj

    @Mike:

    Haha! You really captured that God thing part!Yes, that was the most hilarious part in today’s show from Partie Malin!

    bondieux pa p content :D

    @Everyone:
    You know what? I’m gonna go add that Partie Malin’s leader on my facebook’s list – He IS so AWESOME, OMG! Someone tell me his name! LOL.

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Parti globe li dir :
    “Circanscription” TVR!
    Zotte p meme pense ouvert ene bhojpuri center. Ene lot dialog ki zotte ine larguer :
    Singapour -> Singa ine mort, et dimoune p vine poor!

    Groupe l’elephant MDN, li li dir… “Avertissement! Faire Attention!”
    En plis, li p dir bisin paye chomeur dans sa pays la… r ki casse? Casse seki dimoune ki travaille bisin payer?

    FSM donne ene tas exemple ki nu siposer rapel… Mais laisse mwa faire dimoune rapel… Zotte conner combien cases Cehl Meehah ena lo li?

    Fidele a so l’habitude, Party Malin ti present :-)
    Li p dir ki dans sa pays MORISTE la, ena noireté… Mais azordi, li ti p gaga ene tas :P

    Finalement, Parti Tireur Disable ine dir ki chat boire dilait chaud 1 sel fois, mais li pas boire dilait frais ossi!

  • vaiizard

    Mo p vote parti malin jus coz li fer mwa riyé…O moin sa boug la li sincere….li p pense nous.
    Mo p al travail gardien la p gagne Rs17 000 +gro load e ti linteret

    Prend compte r “PARTY MALIN” pas partie Malin Pere noel pou vine chaumeur coz li p done tout ktchoz cado…

    Jus imagine si party malin rente dans lassemble mo 100% sire ki tout mauricine pou get deroulement parlement tout le jrs..

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    @vaiizard : hahaaaaaa, well said!
    Mo meme mo pu guet debats parlementaire tout les zours lerla :P

  • Dvil

    electeurs electrices.. mo lance ene appel a zot…kan zot sorti travay.. zot ine fatigue… faire kuma moi.. ecoute party malin trap ventre rier! electeurs electrices party malin pou faire ou stress tomber! merci!

  • http://preeteshprayag.blogspot.com preetesh

    PPM dir : Fourmi veille disik ek zako veille banane :P

    FSM si ti nicee…nk “OU RAPEL?” li p fair…dernier ler mn plein..sak coup li dir “OU RAPEL”, mo dir non mo pa rapel..lol!

  • http://fadil.fr/ Fadil

    Mete 2 la croix kot banne grands parties et 1 la croix kot Parti Malin. Anou experimente ene coute avec banne deputer parti malin LOL

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    FSM ti p dir nu rapel bane zaffaire lepok surement li meme li pas ti encore nee :P

    Ou Rapel? Non, b lerla?

  • http://thegodof.net selven

    sheikh joomrally si ti abitiE kopz bien, sa meme parti globe ti imbattable!

    as for parti malin :D c’est vrai mo ti pou fer debat parlementaire tou les zour sa!

  • http://thegodof.net selven

    talking about which, did you guys notice this one! http://www.rebelogy.com

    f*ckin hilarious also! hahahaha

  • Akash

    Sa kantité rapel FSM pe rapel la, ena boukou boukou bez la…
    et lorla, Cehl pe i-stresser pou koz i-stress causer par tou bann lezott gouvernement.
    Mais Party Malin et Parti Tireurs Diasables (notice: plural form of disable, which means there are many disables that are no more extracted now) ena enn mari point commun: Tou’l'dé ZAMÉ pas batte lizié!! Essayer, zot pou “trouver” :-)

    Bon, keep an open mind et alle voter bann internautes:

    http://sansconcessions.wordpress.com/2010/04/28/vox-populi/

    http://kozelidir.blogspot.com/2010/04/participate-in-our-first-survey-on.html

  • rikesh

    Hier ti enan 1 bouffon lor l’ecran!! Nek li p dire ” OU RAPPEL”..lol

    sanla line blier dire -> CEHL M****H ESCADR*N DE LA M*RT ” OU RAPPEL”

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Day 4

    haha, today was too good!

    Party malin p dir :
    – Tout zenfants lekol bisin gagne duty free
    – pas bisin paye narien kant enregistrer 1 loto pu 2eme fois
    – Docteur pas bisin exagerer prix consultation

    Et finalement, le top des tops :
    “Au lieu dimoune gratte liziers gramatin, dimoune p gratte carte lafaya!”

  • Anooj

    parti malin p dir hey lepeup banla p grate carte la faya! (pak pak)

    Lev ar bane ministe la lepeup! Augment salaire constable

  • Mike

    And they did it again this evening. Our favourite party was first to broadcast and I was doubled-up with laughter and rolling on my carpet. In fact I can resume some of the, “nation saving”, political party proposals made this evening, for example;
    -form 1 kids will all get bicycles,
    -school kids to get duty free,
    -no fees when you register a car for the second time,
    -instead of scratching your eyes in the morning you can scratch a (lafaya) instant lottery card,
    -police salaries for ranks above constable to be lowered and those of constable to get a pay raise,

    to conclude this non-exhaustive list, one political party, in a final gesture at the end of their presentation, raised their hands up so that divine light would illuminate the electorate in order that they make the right voting choice, e.g. them of course!

    So there you have it folks, the Mauritian voter is now bathed in divine light awaiting the day he/she places the card in the urn.

    Hey, I can’t wait for tomorrow’s broadcast, better than any anti-depression pills. No doubt I will sleep with a smile on my lips tonight. That’s all folks.

  • Dvil
  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin
  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Day 5

    I am sure that most of the fans are quite sad today.
    There was no broadcast of “Party Malin”‘s message today.

    One of yashvinblogs.com’s reporter wrote :


    Annonce Officiel:
    Le party Malin devait passer aujourd’hui à la MBC TV
    (le 30 Avril 2010), mais leur leader Aubeeluck Danrajsingh n’a plus de
    voix apres avoir donner plusieurs discours (J’ai confirmé ceci en
    parlant avec lui au telephone).
    Nous lui souhaitant tous un prompt retablissement.

    Confirmation:
    son meeting du premier Mai aura bien lieu à 9h15 devant le bazar de
    curepie, a coté de la poste, venez nombreux le soutenir et ammenez vos
    appreils photos pour immortaliser l’evenement!

  • Dvil

    mo penser ki lekip gagnant *travailliste*(cough) bizin remeet ban ti partis et guet zot ban lidee et revendidations parskie na ban pas mal alors ki ean ban totalement debiles aussi : / mais bon…

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Day 6

    Party Malin p dire ki tout pandit, aya, mon pere bisin gagne duty free!
    Party Malin p dire ki scavengers, laboureur bisin gagne rs25milles roupies et assurance medical dans clinique.
    Party Malin p dire la loie barbare!
    Party Malin p dire so lakaaz ine prend difer mais ziska lere li pas encore gagne courant.[C vraie sa :S ???]

    Et sinon, MAM azordi ine dir encore 1 fois :

    “Obama ti dir ‘Yes, we can’, MAM dire ‘Now is the time’, noune parer!”

  • Dvil

    zmai mone autant honte mo creol : / fran fran tout pas krwar MAM represente vraiment ban creol ein:S mo dakor avec lundi premier paques mais pas poua le boire sipaki.. ki gonaz sa?? saem limage creol li envi montre socieT? apres si zenfant camp de masque pas envi ale college royal akoz trop loin.. pena problem.. laisse lot piti aler ein…saem ki apel dimoun couyon sa mo fami..pfiouuu

  • Avishna

    franchment peup moriste anou vote party malin – for the most original and entertaining ideas.

  • Anooj

    Party Malin p dire so lakaaz ine prend difer mais ziska lere li pas encore gagne courant.[C vraie sa :S ???]

    oui!

    boug la pas pu koz menti lor public sa si lor tv live!
    mo m mone pass dan 1 situation presque pareil mais dan 1 context diferent, mais the disappointment was the same!
    boug la to guet li m to coner li pa 1 mandaye

    tou cki line kozer dpi zordi zour, ofet ena boku dimune pa o courant, mais li vrai 110%.

    Sa boug la fini coner line pass boku miser dan so lavie… pa bizin dire sa, akoz sa m li coz kumsa.. akoz sa m he looks like to be a polished gem..
    Someone rightly said

    “The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.”

  • Mike

    Watched our favourite political broadcast with the various political party presentations this evening. Again they did not let us down. Here are some of the revelations:
    -the FSM party has a “master plan” to speed-up and improve the judicial system BUT the catch is they would not reveal it now???
    -the MDM said that the Creator has sent a saviour…. the leader of the MDM of course;
    -the MAM, (Zorro is their icon), is fighting to get Easter Monday as an official public holiday, however they realize that Creoles enjoy a good booze-up on that day but even if they drink a ton of beer, so what, that’s their problem, the day should be a public holiday anyhow. No doubt Zorro will leave his mark ZZZZZZZ, hic;
    -the PPM reckons that Mauritians will only wash their hands once at voting time!! (Pontius Pilate did that in history and look what happened);
    -and our best friend at Party Malin gave an absolutely stunning presentation, it was his best, his most fiery, in fact he said that his house had caught fire and that the authorities had not helped him and stated that the law is barbaric, apparently he is without electricity? Mind you even in his personal distress he did not forget the population and made some useful proposals like: ministers of religions should get 100% duty free, dustmen/workmen should get a salary of Rs.25,000 and medical insurance.

    The 5th May voting day draws near and I will miss all this excitement. So many interesting proposals and the sad thing is that many will not be implemented, I am sure school kids would have appreciated a free bicycle.
    Have a nice weekend.

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Sure he was funny today, but I will ask people not to make fun of his sentence about the fact that his house caught fire and he begged for help…
    This shows that he really wants to make something, so bon volonté…
    Once again, thumps up Party Malin…

    Last point : his ‘colleague’ nearly started to laugh at the end of the speech!

  • http://pirateview.org zaheer

    hey banne zen, ppm [symbol globe], boug la coummence largue so banne poem…lol

    PPM so finish serye net..XD

  • din3sh

    the man may not be a doctor or lawyer..
    the man may be doesnt know how to express himself properly…
    the man may not have the tact of a diplomat..
    the man may not be a brilliant economist
    the man may be be talking funny….
    the man may be promising crazy measures….
    the man will definitely not be elected….

    and yet…yet….

    he somehow sounds more genuine and true than seasoned politicians…

    chapeau bas monsieur….

  • Khoushwant

    In just 1 day, he gained the respect of all…
    Si zot guet bien, li p propose ban zafer pu rende la vie ti dimoune pli facile. Bien sur, some do appear to be ridiculous, mais au moins, li ena la volonté pu travay pu sa ti dimoune la.
    Zordi, mone vraiment apprécié li. Respect! Votez Party Malin! :) nou met nou l’ancre dan parlement! :)

  • m_

    kan mone tan li dir ki so lakaz ine pren dife ek li pena couran mo ti p gagne bucu sagrain pu li. meme dan so dificilte li pe rode aide ti dimune
    li ena bucu curage sa boug la mo apprecier bucu pu so curage

    VOTE ET FER VOTE PARTY MALIN
    gr8 guy

  • Anooj

    Last point : his ‘colleague’ nearly started to laugh at the end of the speech!

    +1
    mosi mone remark sa :P

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Day 7

    Party Malin p dir :
    - Tout dimounes handicapers, malades et vieux bisin gagne rs1000 pu l’independence.

    Mone fini blier lereste :S
    Someone, please help!

  • Mike

    Day 7 for the party political broadcasts on TV and our favourite “Party Malin” looked a bit tired, the campaign probably taking up all his energy. There were moments where he paused having lost his place in his list of proposals. Still he came up with a list of what he considers as priorities for the people.
    -illegal minicabs should get patents and 100% duty free
    -civil servants retirement age should be 60
    -invalids in wheelchairs should get Rs.1,000
    -he would place a motion in parliament about delayed police (he said: poliste) promotions
    -he said he would hold a press conference on the subject of political deserters, turncoats,(transfuge)

    Even though the political campaign pace is taking its toll on his energy level, he still manages to come up with social proposals.
    I salute this lone political fighter, he has the admiration of the people.

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    @Mike : U R GREAT! Thanks for all these details!

  • Dvil

    mo dimane moi combien ici pou vraiment vote party malin…

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    @Dvil : Si mo ti dans so circonscription, wi mo ti pu vote li, pu donne li ene motivation pu continier r seki li faire.
    Peut etre so place pas ideal dans l’assemblee nationale, mais mo penser, li cpv faire kitchose pu so region, peut etre municipal or something similaire.

  • Le_Voyageur

    @ yashvin : totally daccord avek toi .. li bizin essay dan municipaliT ou kelkechose kom saa .. lerla tipa tipa li ti pou grimpe l’echelle du premier ministre ;)

  • yurit0s

    parti malin p dire….

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Day 8

    Azordi, parti MDM (elephant) ti top! Franc tout, si li continier, li prend place Party Malin.
    Candidat L’elephant :

    - Bane controlleurs bis bizin crier kot zotte fine arriver dans sak l’endroit pu ki dimoune pas stresser. Zotte zis crier kant zotte ena pu rode passagers.
    - Bisin donne 1 congé le lendemain pu sa dimoune ki fouille trou asoir pu ene mortalité dans cimitiere
    - Zenfants met masque dans lekol pu fetes et l’anniversaire et apres sa bane zenfants la pu met masques pu faire viol et crimes kant zotte vine grand TVRZLC (Trappe Ventre Rier Ziska Larmes Couler)!!!

    Et sinon, nu favori, le leader du Party Malin ine laisse la parole a la candidate dans no7…

    Et finalement, li fine dir

    Tous moriciens [...], mo p donne zotte rendez vous le 5 Mai!

  • karish

    bizin met tank delo et savonette partou dan nou pays… :P na mai fran tou. wow!!… nofing is best than laughing therapy!!!

  • Mike

    @Yashvin (day 8) you caught it all ok for the MDM, he was reading the script so fast I could only catch pieces and it was nearly incoherent. I guess he was trying to copy our friend of Party Malin because one proposal was for water tanks around the country apparently there are no water taps?
    LOL maybe they gave him oxygen in the studio after cos he was reading faster than the speed of sound?

    As for our dear friend at Party Malin in an unprecedented manner he gave most of the speaking time to his female colleague who spoke about the difficulties of female workers in textile factories, tea-pickers and widows trying to live on small wages. To wrap up the Party Malin speaking time he said see you all on the 5th May.

    We are now approaching crunch time, voting day and then all will be revealed. If the Party Malin does not make it, who will defend our social rights???

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Parti l’elephant ti ossi dir ki gouvernement bizin mettre drum de l’eau et savonette un peu partou a travers l’ile pou dimoune capave la la main…

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Day 9

    Parti Tireur Disable
    Zotte commence zotte discours :

    Bonjour bane tireur disables.
    Mo presente zotte nu vice president du tireur disables.

    lol.

    PARTY MALIN TI TOP!!!

    Who will write the speeches please? I kept on laughing today :P

    btw, a few of the political parties talked sense today while reminding people about the importance of making a good choice tomorrow. Good!

    We will miss them! Hope to see all of them back in 5years time!

  • Deepa

    Nou bizin changement! Nou bizin changement! :D

  • Khoushwant

    Sa ki mo p rappel la:

    Kuma leader party malin pu vine premier ministre, li pu tenir tou so ban promesse!

    Tou ban madame ki reste dan lakaz pna l’education pu ggn rs2500 par mois! Ek bonus de fin d’année rs1500?

    Tou ban etrangers ki vine la peche dan nou la mer pu bisin LEVE PAKER ALLER!

    Oken partis pa pu ggn droit fer plis ki 3 mandats. Zot bisin realiser ki ena lezot parti p rode pouvoir.

    Tou ban ti partis pu ggn rs2 millions par circonscription.

    Li ti p fer match boxing lor tv. Kav line alle apran r Bruno Julie!

    Ti tro bon zordi! Best of the best! Si li tir 1 DVD, best-seller sa! :D Bisin fer tirer cinema tou :D 1 sel kut tou dimoune alle cinema :D

  • Dylan M

    Party Malin p dire bizin arrete exploite nu lamer..zenfan bizin ggn omar, CRAPE (kieter sa? mo croire line rode dire brabe la) Ourite,Camaron!
    Party Malin p dire tou ban madam ki en souffrance ggn rs1500 bonus la fin lannée!
    Party Malin p dire bizin arret exploite nu RICHESSESTE!
    Votez Anchor Zote premier ministre!
    Arret vote grand party vote ti party..sa mo promesse! Party Malin donne zote rendez Vous le 5 mai!

    Dylan M :)

  • Dylan M

    ** CRABE
    sorry mne raT!

  • NTSC

    ala 1 dialogue PAL
    pas fr kuma camaron, camaron ena KK dans latet..
    lol sa bougre la dir sa avek 1 style sa pheww.

  • Dylan M

    @NTSC : Tone guet li kuma p raidit lor sa chaise la?? HAHAHAHA gro LOL! Fraaan tou!

  • karish

    Ehhh lepep Kozer li bon li pa bon!!!????

    Et kuma mo rent dan lassemblee..capitaliste mo pa pou blier zot!!! :)

    mo divan zot dan sak lakaz.. zot truv mwa bien!!! astr nou ine ggne ledukation television radio.. le momen ine ariver nou bzin fr chanzement…..

    top net parti malin … pa blier vote parti malin: symbol ANCHOR; symbol sacrer et zot truv li lor tou bato…

  • Khoushwant

    1 lot zoli dialog!!!

    Beebeejaun: jamais nou fine tombe dan la bassesse! lmao!!!!
    Kan mo pense Nita ek Mme Uteem, mo dir ki boug la so joke top! :)

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Program PARTY MALIN

    PARTY MALIN P Diirr :

  • Arme a feu pou bane choffeur taxi bizin retourne station asoir
  • Duy free pou:- taxi loto, camion, taxi maron, imaam pandit monpere et etudiant
  • Met tout travailler chinois et bangalgais dehors
  • Gros loan pou bane pecheur
  • Contravention baisse par 50%
  • Salaire eboueur Rs25000
  • Salaire gardien Rs 17000
  • Pensionnaire Rs 10000
  • Handiacpe bizin gagne Rs 1000 pou lindependance
  • Travayer lotel bizin gagne en Euro
  • Materiaux pou aranze lacaz lamoitier prix
  • Assurance medical dan clinic pou bane cleaner travailer lizine
  • Recrutement 30000 policier
  • Laptop pou ban etudiant
  • bicyclete pou ban etudiant
  • Passport pou ban etudiant HSC
  • L’assistance 24/24 pou ban aveugle
  • Du riz ration delo la farine cado
  • Du suk la moitier prix
  • Lunette pou bane aveugle et personne agé
  • Rs 2 millions pou bane ti parti pou fer campagne 4 mois avent election
  • Bane zenfant bizin gagne omar camaron pou manzer
  • Bane pecheur etranger bizin lev paker aller
  • Ban madame dans lacaz ki pa travail e pena leducation bizin gagne Rs2500 e 1 bonus de Rs1000
  • Ban parti politik gagne droit fer selement 3 mandat
  • La lois anti transfuz
  • POur le financement so bane programe ki Mr malin in promet Li pou prend r bane riche pou done bane pov

    Koze lepep ki zot pou fer

    Sanzer! sanzer! sanzer!

    (Merci à Shezaad Dilmohamad pour cette information)

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Bane lezotte dialogs :

    Tous bane etrangers ki lapeche dans nu zone economique bisin LEVE PAKER ALLER!!!

    NRPT zamais pas pu enlever sa! Sa meme casse par millions ki pu complete program party malin.
    [** A CE MOMENT, PARTY MALIN COMMENCE ZIGILER LO SO CHAISE :p]
    Hey LEPEUP! Kozer! Li bon li pas bon???

    Tout bane compte epargne capitaliste, bisin taxer zotte avec ene l’interet. Sa meme casse parti malin pu donne malheureux et couma mo rente dans l’assemblee, CAPITALISTES! Mo pas pu blier Zotte!!!
    C zotte ki bisin contribuer pu dimoune misereeees!

    Ene grand party politik bisin faire 3 mandats seulement, fodait pas li faire 4 mandats parseki li bisin koner ena lezotte parties politiques p envie vine lo pouvoir! Sa bane parties politiques la, li ena l’esprit genie!

    line aussi dir :

    Leader party malin p vine premier ministre, c ene promesse mo p faire avec zotte!

    Today’s video is available on Ashfaq’s blog : http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheEaglesLodge/~3/nu0EkgDBdqg/party-malin-8eme-n-best.html

  • Mike

    The Party Malin was far superior in this evening’s political broadcast. A presentation to top all presentations. So many promises (promeste) if they get elected, like; women at home without work or education to get Rs.2,500 p/month and an annual bonus of Rs.1,000. Small political parties to get Rs.2,000,000 for their election campaigns four months before elections. Then with his hands/fingers raised and with determination he shouted out that foreign fishing fleets need to vacate Mauritian waters! To end their presentation the whole team in unison and with arms outstretched shouted CHANGE! CHANGE!. That is what everyone is expecting with this election a change for the better.

    So as the MAM (Zorro team) said don’t vote like a shrimp, a shrimp just has crap in its head, vote intelligently for change (Sanzer! sanzer!).

  • Khoushwant

    hey guys, nou pa kav fer 1 petition pu fer party malin passe lor tv tous les jours? Dimoune pu destresser, pu riyé, ek lerla pu ggn la paix social :P

  • Avishna

    si met parti malin on tv – promise i put mbc on my TV ( only 1 ki ena MBC)

  • NTSC

    hmm edit mo post!
    pas Pal kin dir ena KK dans latet camaron

    MAM kin dir sa

  • Shaquib Hosenally

    8IEM JOUR, MESSAGE DE PARTY MALIN: Mrcien/ mriciene bonsoir,program party malin.zt tu kné ki party malin in fr 1 promes kuma mo 7candida rnt dn lsmblé m bzin cmplt tu m bn prmss lpep/party malin p dr ki bzin mt bstp dn wken ek prtu dn tu lendrt xziT.tu bn mdam ki dn lkaz ltat sufrnce ek ki pna ldikation dn zt lavi bzn gne RS2500 pr moi+1bonus de Rs1500 fn dané.party malin p dir nu bzn prtze nu lamer puki tu bn znfan kpv gne omar,crab et dotre fruit d mer.pa zs tourst kipu joiur nu lamer.party malin p dir tou bn etrngr kiP lapes dn nu zone ekonomik bzn lev “paK” alé.zot pa fni nu det.promes prt mln p dr NRPT zmai pu enleV sa.samm kss pr milion ki cmplt prgrm prti mlin..EY lpep kozE li bn li pa bn.prti mlin pdir pu cmplt promss nkr ki bzn fer.zt knE tu bn cnte epagne capitalis bzn pay tax lezot.avk n interE.smm kss prti mlin pu al dne malherE.E kma m rnt dn lasemblE.capitalis m pa pu blyr zt.C zt ki bzn contribuE pu dimun mizer la Dmocracy.prty mln p dr cki apl la Dmocracy elctn.prmr minis ki V dr sa lpep.prty mln pdir dn engleter lin aproV.nu knE ki ena la democracy.en grn prty politic bzn fr 3manda slmn.faudai pa li fr 4manda.prski li bzn knE ki ena lezt prty plitic p envi vne au pouvoir.sa nuvo prty plitic lali ena bn lspri genie.li osi lipu kpv fer pli pire ki bn prty plitic.prty mlin p dir bzn cnferens d press local E intrnational.E bzn met sa dn laloi.sak prty plitic bzn gne zt chnce dn moris E intrnatinal osi.prty mlin pdir kuma m vin 1er minis dn lil moris tu bn tipti prty plitic dn moris m pu dne zt RS2million dn sak circonscription.4moi avn elctn pu kpv fr zt cnvkin lr Train.sa C 1promes ki mo fr avk tu bn prty politic.zt osi zt ena zt chance dn lil moris pu zt vin 1er minis.prty mlin pdir nkr ki bzn pna dynasi dn nu pa.si prty mlin p vin 1er mnis c 1 prmes ki m p fr avk zt.lpep kozer.mo divan zt dn sak lkaz.zt trv mw bien a terre nu fr ledikasion televison,radio.le mment in ariV.nu bzn fr chngement grn prty politic pa voter.zot pu tmb dan la noirT.zt ou tmb dn la souffrance.zt pu bzn vote tou ban tipti prty plitic.C sa le mesage de party malin.get bien lpep symbol “ANCHOR”.samm ki apl symbol sacre.et zot truv li lor tou bato a travers lemonde!pa fer errer kn zot al votE le 5mai. zot fr confians parti malin.E prti malin ena confians avk zt.merci rendE.vou les 5mai gramatin kan zot pu al met zt lacroix.nu p remercier mr.dendankalikar et lekip de la mbc.nu bizin changement…

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin

    Est-ce-que le leader du Parti Malin sera parmi les 3 premiers.

    Si non, aura-t-il un nombre encourageant de votes?

  • Mike

    If the Party Malin manages to get a seat for the assembly then we can expect interesting and animated PNQ sessions!! I believe he will get a fair number of votes from the population. We could have a surprising result tomorrow.

  • Anooj

    mark li gravement zordi :(

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